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GAWD. *chokesputterDIES* I keep hearing the Harry Connick Jr version of this in my haed and will /never/ hear it the...
Oh. Oh. Oh. …I want to have children so I can give you them. [creepy declarations of undying love go here]
Okay, that gave me an idea “Slower,” Charles kept saying during the rehearsals for the opening number, “slower,” as if...